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From My Notebooks In 1976: Shaky in Ceylon

I’ve been riding round Ceylon (Sri Lanka) and I’m back at Mannar waiting for the ferry to Rameswaram, India, but the weather’s against me and I’m still feeling feverish.

 

14th October

Rain is really punching down in the night. The garden has become a lake. The varnish on all the stairs is sticky. Pools of water on the floor. Write to Tony and Mum and walk to the post office. Then get back to feel feverish again. Decide to take tetracycline. Soon afterwards, vomit (having drunk Coca-cola). Think I might have typhoid. Get scared and get driven to hospital as emergency. Doctor greets me with great amusement.

“What do you want,” he asks. “Medicine, or to be admitted?”

“I want to know what’s wrong.”

He can’t stop grinning.

“You’ve got a fever.”

“Why?” I ask.

“The climate,” he answers. “Take a Disprin and it will go.”

“That’s what I’ve been doing for three days.”

“Cough,” he demands. I give him a couple of coughs.

“You see,” he says. “You’ve got a cough.”

It’s so ridiculous I have to smile too.

He still thinks it’s a huge joke. He asks several questions but doesn’t listen to the answers. But he’s convinced there’s nothing wrong with me, so I begin to believe at last it’s nothing very much. Back to Rest House much embarrassed.

Soon afterwards astonish them by going fishing in the rain. A fish takes away the hook, it comes down in a torrent, and I slosh back to change. Through afternoon, with two more Disprins, begin to feel better. Mr Ratnavale calls on me. My heart sinks, but he’s better today – not so overawed without his weighty companion. Eventually he walks off into the rain and comes back, unsolicited, with a packet of five Capstan cigarettes [a popular British brand]. Very sweet. Has wife and three kids in Jaffna. Means to travel overland to Europe. Give him the ST address, without explaining what it is.

Fun with the monkey on the chain.

Now great wind blows up outside. Will tomorrow be stormy?

Walked round the Portuguese fort. 17th Century. Impressive size.

15th October

Busy night. Great storm blowing, with sounds like gunshots, among others. Between nine and midnight I must have sweated a lake. Both sheets wringing wet and mattress too. Tried to make do with towel and sarong, but mattress too wet and had to change mattresses and put on trousers and blue vest. In morning both these were damp too. The tetracycline must have helped me chase the fever out, so I’ll go on with it for four days.

It occurred to me that the ferry could hardly have docked last night, and this morning at the bus depot someone confirmed that it was anchored a mile offshore. “Maybe this afternoon, maybe tomorrow morning.” I imagine I’ll be here another night yet.

View from the pier at Mannar

View from the pier at Mannar

Go to pier. Sea very rough. One fishing boat breaks anchor line – tossing about on the other line, spewing out broken fittings, which poor owners are combing off the beach.

Ferry is in, discharging passengers but customs very slow. Captain puts to sea empty, afraid that sea may cause ship to break the pier. No ferry today – maybe tomorrow morning. Meet odd couple from Bolton via Bangladesh.

 


Ads in the Ceylon telephone directory:

Grow ARLINGON COWPEA – it’s a fine substitute for dhal.

To get 100 bushes of paddy per acre: Grow improved varieties: Disinfect Seed Paddy:

Apply fertilisers: Weed the fields: Control Insect Pests.

Short conversations reduce engaged calls.

Please listen for the dial tone before dialling.

It is a DELIGHT to possess a coloured telephone.

Grow your own vegetables. Obtain top quality seeds in 25ct packets from the Dept. of Agriculture.

Start your own poultry flock. Buy day-old chicks.


 

Mr. X, Lawyer, Politician and Drunk. First heard talking on the telephone:

“Do you know who you are speaking? What is this? Don’t you know who I am? I am the chairman – (of something or other).”

Then afterwards a long, impassioned declaration – “I do not ask a favour. All I am asking is natural justice. Just give me natural justice – etc., etc.”

Later falls asleep on the ‘opium couch ’next to arak and soda. But at this stage I don’t know that he’s a drunk. At first in conversation he seems to promise liveliness, a few phrases, a gleam in his eye, he actually hears what I say first time – but soon the concentration slides. He has a vendetta with the acting captain of the ferry – has been persuaded to withdraw complaints against him in the past (long past). Now he calls him an incompetent blunderer.

“My clients on the lower deck. ….. ” (Fishermen). Soon mentions his weakness for drink – his wife’s troubles and forbearance, alternately humble and arrogant. Ends by trying to persuade the Bus manager to send the bus to the Rest House to pick his party up for the station. Hi sons run the air services from Jaffna (he implies great influence.) Endless inconclusive flights into political theory, history, philosophy, religion, all trailing off into nonsense. Mr. R. – friend of the famous – joins as a willing chorus. The two American Jews add a further fragmenting influence. Degenerates into a futile discussion of train, bus, boat and plane schedules. All nonsense – hold the fort as long as I can – then supper. Mr. R keeps his eye on me waiting for me to finish. I drag it out. The others stumble out into the stormy night. Mr. R gets the message (at least he gets that kind of message) and I’m alone again.

Was one word of wit spoken? No. Not by me or anyone. My thoughts are all locked up, to flutter behind bars and fall exhausted to the ground. Thoughts about sport & politics – the relevance of Jane Austen’s dialogues to those I’ve just heard – about the barrenness of this life, in which never a book is seen.

“The Sinhalese are a great and noble people – but (and said quite seriously) they are stupid. The Tamils are clever, cunning. The Sinhalese are stupid, but I love them.”

“I am a world citizen.”

“Listen to what my daughter has written to me. She says, ‘You can go on drinking. Just give two years to finish my course, then you can go on your pension or kill yourself’.”

October 16th – Rameswaram to Madurai

Railway sidings. Grass village. Boys building sand temples. Steam engines. Family approaches from village – to load lime on to wagon. Took pictures.

Sinhalese music seems to play on the same notes as Turkhana songs. But where T is a descending fifth, S rises to next octave.

The porters at Tallaimannar singing work songs as they push the goods wagons along the pier. Chorus and solo verse. Chorus rapid syllables on one note.

Glass of Nescafe in Madurai 1.20 rps (=10p)

Ladies with rubbish. The boys have gone.

Ladies with rubbish. The boys have gone.

Watching kids play around overflowing rubbish bin across road. Round it and in it. One boy has just shat in the loose stuff on the ground. Big sow meanders round it. Am reminded of the story of Mr. Dodd’s dustheap.

[Many years ago I discovered this 19th-century account by James Greenwood: Journeys through London or Byways of Modern Babylon. Fascinating reading. Women and girls spent all their days working on heaps of domestic rubbish yet were remarkably healthy and vigorous, as attested to by Dr. Guy who later founded Guy’s Hospital.]

Young bank clerk takes me to the cinema to see: “The Burglars.” Omar Sharif. Belmondo. Very bad.

Says Madurai has special people called Shakti who don’t like spending money.


 


Well, that’s all for now. Christmas is coming, and I don’t know about the goose but I’m feeling fat just thinking about it.

I wish you all a Very Merry Holiday. You may not hear from me until the New Year, and there’s bound to be some good news, surely – so Here’s to a Happy New Year, too and let’s make the most of what’s left of this one.

CHEERS EVERYBODY!

I’m leaving you with the happiest picture I could find – from Nepal.

 


From My Notebooks In 1976: Sweating In Ceylon

I’m in Ceylon, having visited one of the best known sites, Sigirya, a fortress created out of a phenomenal rock formation.

The view from the top of the fortress was extraordinary. There were carvings, but little that my uneducated mind could explain. The next day I left the Rest House (and the German sisters).

 

October 11th – To Puttalam

On shore of a lagoon. Junction town. Single row of huts, some tiled, some thatched. Small veg market had chiles, kohl-rabi, cabbage, carrots, tomatoes, limes, eggplant, potatoes, yams, etc. In short an excellent variety. Fish market, a small raised cement platform, thatched, had good fish too. Some puppies stood around it. One was so thin and failing that it was scarcely more than a head. Watched some crows on a roof – one had a fruit in its beak but could hardly eat it , since as soon as it put the thing down to grip it with a claw, another bird unencumbered, would threaten possession. It had a younger companion also which simply screeched with open beak and got a couple of morsels for its pains.

By the shore was a thin strand of sand littered with all kinds of rubbish. Again the crows attracted my attention and one – an obviously inferior one – was hanging about behind the others. At one point it raised a claw and put it pleadingly on another bird’s back – twice. The other bird flew away. The mangy one was left alone. Then I noticed a dog, a bitch with distended udders, licking something between its front paws. It was a puppy stretched out on the rubbish, head back and oozing blood. The mother looked up so mournfully.

These small examples of life and death on the rubbish heap moved me and depressed me profoundly. Since Colombo I’d been viewing the world through discomfort and fever with a deliberately jaundiced view. I saw the profusion and luxuriance of the tropics as a terrible mess, buildings as mildewed wrecks, human effort as futile. The people seemed tedious to me, an endless procession of M&S shirt tails hanging over sheets – with facile smiles signifying nothing if not envy and ingratiation. Only the older women impressed me in spite of myself, with the fineness of their features and slim, handsome carriage. The road was murderously bumpy, the traffic foolish. Several times in Ceylon I’ve saved my life by noticing another driver when it was his obligation to notice me. People stop quite suddenly in the road for no apparent purpose., and without indication. I think there is a powerful amount to be said against tropical paradise and I should be grateful for these fevers perhaps. The yearning for temperate home must have been overpowering in early adventurers when they fell sick.

At Puttalam I got hot tea and an extra sheet and tried to sweat it out. There was plenty of sweat, and in the morning I thought I’d won. I rode the 46 miles to Anaradhapura (after photographing a cobra) and sat among the ruins for a while.

A young man came and, by the brilliant tactic of not asking me for a single thing led me to offer him my address. I walked barefoot to the big Dagoba (or whatever). The dome is solid and covered with cement – has little to say to me. There’s a crack where it was once struck by lightning, and a new lighting conductor runs down the side. There’s also a maze of granite pillars sticking out of the ground. The lad says this is the ground floor of a seven-storey building in which a hundred monks prayed on each floor, all in their solitary cells. If true it’s an amazing notion – what a hum must have gone out from that box. Enjoyed also the moonstone outside the temple. Elephant, horse, lion, buffalo.

From A on the road to Mannar. And at the main junction was already feeling the fever again. Had a drink and some Disprin at the rest house. Disprin is becoming part of my diet. Rest of journey went well, no more rain. In the morning. I rode through a maximum downpour for maybe 15 minutes – and the jacket is a success.

[Somewhere – in the USA I think – I’d acquired a leather Belstaff outfit. I was still wearing it when I got back to London]

At Mannar got the same room at the guest house. Went straight out to fish off the bridge, thinking how nice to be alone, but a great company of betel chewers lined up alongside me. I managed to live with it however, and got the great excitement of a catch. The fish felt very strong and for a while I couldn’t move it at all – after its first run – then slowly I inched it in. It was a stingray. Very exciting to see it come out of the water. Not really so big – maybe four pounds – with a beautiful mottled brown back – a rather human mouth and two eyes on top. One of the men cut off the tail and showed me the spike which lies alongside the tail close to the root (not as I imagined at all) Took it back proudly to the rest house. The cook said he would fry it for me – but as a fish, he said, it was not famous.

Two men on the bridge started talking to me. It annoyed me at the time, and I must have shown it.

“Your native land, please?” “Are you a university graduate?” “How much does this, or that, cost?” They came afterwards to the Rest House and I had to sit and take tea with them. One was the medical officer for the area. And the other (Mr. Ratnavale) is a clerk of some sort. They have so little to say and understand so little of what I say that it’s largely a ritual. Whatever I said, Mr. R’s face would express perfect wonder and enlightenment, and say “I see,” as though everything was now clear. But the MO did describe symptoms of typhoid which gave me a bit of a scare next day.

That strange Scots family also turned up.

Rest House man told me a series of superstitions – full bucket, empty bucket. If a monk crosses your path when you set out, forget it. If the gecko chatters as you step out of the house – also forget it. If you run over a cat, you’ll have an accident. Woodpecker’s noise is a bad omen.

Also says Tamils smell different. If they use a towel, you won’t be able to. He says Sinhalese and Europeans are much closer.

 

PS: The response to my offer of a reduced price on the Camera book has been very welcome. If you’ve left it too late, I will still take your orders on Sunday 15th, but after that it will back to normal. Thank you.


From My Notebooks In 1976: A Fortress In Ceylon

May I remind you that I am reproducing here, word for word, the notes I took on my so-called Jupiter Journey, frequently disjointed, sometimes almost incomprehensible, even to me. At this point I am still in Ceylon [Sri Lanka today] at Trincomalee, on my way to Sigirya, an ancient fortress.

 

October 7th

Back seems bit better. Walk to Fort Frederick – lots of big, shady banyans inside, few monkeys in them, and spotted deer below. Take great comfort from the general quiet. So peaceful after India. Is it the individuals, or the mass makes such a disturbance? Have various half-formed impressions about what happens when population compressed – as in physics. Something must crystalise out. Does structure result from compression – or density. And a pattern having been established does the process continue even after pressure is removed? i.e. Do people cling together as a matter of habit (structure) custom. They seem to. Watch them at any post office counter – cf Penang, noses through the grill. Or remember the queue at the bank at Roissy airport, with the man behind actually pushing against me for almost half an hour – or would have if I’d let him. Is there a difference also between island and mainland (All these ideas seem suddenly very important (cf. Australia – the reverse.)

CUSTOMS & CROWDS

Hindu mythology is as crowded as Hindu life. Ceylon has the Buddha. We have one God, but Africans and American Indians have many spirits.

In the evening I invite Octavia & Cordula to Chinese dinner. Not totally altruistic. I’m invited to stay in Munich. We lie on beach afterwards under full moon – Poya, a holiday – until a heavy shower sends us running. Yes, I can run a little.

October 8th

Ride around Trinco. Tea at boutik, breakfast at Fish hotel. Then pursuit of map takes me to Harbour Road. Welcombe Hotel, ABCD café, Survey office.

Pack and leave at 11.30. Endless entreaties to stay at Traveller’s Nest in Kandy. Will avoid it. Sell my sandals for 10 rupees. 30% profit. 60 miles to Segirya (lion’s throat).

Wanted to go to Baticalao (original Portuguese influence) but too many unpredictable ferries. Stop at Kantalai Rest House for lemonade. Tank almost empty. Then stop for some monkeys with orange faces (most are black) but the interminable process of stopping and switching lenses is far too clumsy. Ride on and stop for rain shower. Leave disposable lighter in road. Suppose a monkey finds it, carries it off, hands it on, father to son, for a million years or so, until long after human race is extinct, an evolved monkey finally gets it to work, and the whole process begins all over again?

Sigirya lies under blackest rain clouds. Circuit bungalow has room. Sit in rest house, as first rain breaks in torrents. Everyone delighted. I’ve done it again.

[Ceylon has been suffering under a serious drought, but I seem to be bringing the rain with me.]

The fortress is carved into the top of this extraordinary rock formation

The fortress is carved into the top of this extraordinary rock formation

Two Russians come in soaked to skin. After the angry look he gave me earlier I find that amusing. Another couple arrive at bungalow – a Berliner and a Japanese girl. He has an extraordinarily resonant but monotonous voice which drones from their bedroom. Dinner is terrific. Veg.

Dream strangely of publishing – of responsibility shirked, of floating down spiral stairs round a lift shaft, touching rail delicately here and there [flashback to that childhood fantasy]. Of being with Walsh in a Morris Minor and handing over to him, unable to drive, but without rancour. It suddenly occurred to me yesty that I still owed my mother that £500. Must write to her about it.

October 9th

This way up

This way up

Got up at 5.45 and walked to rock. Long climb. Back still bad. Long climb to lion’s paws. Then up iron staircase and on to sentry ridge cut in rock. Although the iron rails make it perfectly safe, for me they became as soft and unreliable as marzipan. Halfway along I had to give up and go down again. Then on the stone terrace I reorganised myself and then went up again – this time easily. What caused the breakdown?

This where I lost my nerve – and found it again

This where I lost my nerve – and found it again

The Russians are Yugoslavs. Also, the woman lives in Paris as a construction engineer. The man is a professional artist and has a sheaf of watercolours to prove it. Furthermore, they are both quite charming people. So, I’m falling into bad habits myself.

Back to bungalow through deep night, with the most fantastic roar issuing from the jungle on left ¬– mostly frogs, I suppose, but sounds much more aggressive. Imagine being in it, or meeting an elephant now, on the road. Everything is extremely wet – rained harder and longer today. At bungalow feel a sense of lively pleasure to find the Schrenk sisters sitting at the table.

They arrived soaked to the skin, but in good spirits.

The man who runs the bungalow directly, helped by a 70-year-old man, has already given my back a massage earlier today, with oil. Now he’s going to apply a hot towel before bed. Has the roundest, most eloquent eyes. Took picture at last.

The staff at the Circuit House

The staff at the Circuit House

 

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